1 00:00:09,250 --> 00:00:10,360 What is that? 2 00:00:10,650 --> 00:00:12,050 Looks like a big sheet. 3 00:00:15,260 --> 00:00:16,890 I want to know what's under the sheet. 4 00:00:17,810 --> 00:00:19,150 And I want to know what's between your ears 5 00:00:19,260 --> 00:00:20,840 'cause it sure ain't brain. 6 00:00:21,690 --> 00:00:22,900 Help me pull this sheet off. 7 00:00:22,990 --> 00:00:23,790 - Okay. - All right. 8 00:00:25,210 --> 00:00:25,870 Don't! 9 00:00:27,940 --> 00:00:28,770 Did I startle you? 10 00:00:29,620 --> 00:00:31,190 - Yeah. - You did. 11 00:00:31,330 --> 00:00:31,990 Sorry. 12 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:34,490 But what's under this sheet is a big surprise 13 00:00:34,610 --> 00:00:36,060 to make up for your last birthday. 14 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:37,190 I thought you bought her a lava lamp. 15 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:39,680 He made me a lava lamp, which exploded. 16 00:00:40,050 --> 00:00:41,360 It didn't explode. 17 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:43,550 It burst into flames. 18 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:45,810 And then exploded. 19 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:47,380 Well, yeah. 20 00:00:47,900 --> 00:00:49,370 Anyway, you know how you've been asking me 21 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:52,050 to make you a cool sculpture for the "iCarly" Studio? 22 00:00:52,090 --> 00:00:54,720 - And you know the old car you guys got up there? - Sure. 23 00:00:55,100 --> 00:00:55,940 Back up. 24 00:00:59,340 --> 00:01:00,440 - Oh, my god. - Look at that. 25 00:01:00,490 --> 00:01:03,240 - You made this? - Heck yeah. I went to the junkyard. 26 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:04,470 I have an account there. 27 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:07,590 I found an old bench seat from a '66 ford, 28 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:08,710 Reupholstered it, 29 00:01:09,230 --> 00:01:12,300 added cup holders, and installed real police lights. 30 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:15,220 It's art you can sit upon. 31 00:01:16,690 --> 00:01:17,370 May we sit upon it? 32 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:18,780 I'd be sad if you didn't. 33 00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:20,240 - Cool, awesome. - Let us sit. 34 00:01:23,470 --> 00:01:24,740 Wait, wait. Let me turn it on. 35 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:28,240 - Yeah. - Sweet. 36 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:31,140 Now, if you hit that button, you'll hear a real car horn. 37 00:01:31,170 --> 00:01:31,920 Okay. 38 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:41,800 Electrical wiring just isn't your thing. 39 00:01:41,860 --> 00:01:42,730 No, it is not. 40 00:01:45,510 --> 00:01:48,880 In five, four, three, two... 41 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:53,810 I know, you see 42 00:01:54,190 --> 00:01:56,410 Somehow the world will change for me 43 00:01:56,630 --> 00:01:59,420 And be so wonderful 44 00:02:00,970 --> 00:02:03,120 Live life, breathe air 45 00:02:03,350 --> 00:02:05,440 I know somehow we're gonna get there 46 00:02:05,790 --> 00:02:08,800 And feel so wonderful 47 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:14,030 It's all for real 48 00:02:14,110 --> 00:02:16,230 I'm telling you just how I feel 49 00:02:16,310 --> 00:02:20,150 So wake up the members of my nation 50 00:02:20,230 --> 00:02:21,870 It's your time to be 51 00:02:21,950 --> 00:02:24,790 There's no chance unless you take one 52 00:02:24,870 --> 00:02:26,270 And the time to see 53 00:02:26,350 --> 00:02:30,790 The brighter side of every situation 54 00:02:30,870 --> 00:02:32,390 Some things are meant to be 55 00:02:32,470 --> 00:02:36,150 So give your best and leave the rest to me 56 00:02:36,230 --> 00:02:38,380 Leave it all to me 57 00:02:38,470 --> 00:02:40,540 Leave it all to me 58 00:02:40,630 --> 00:02:43,780 Just leave it all to me 59 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:47,140 iCarly S01E13 iAm Your Biggest Fan 60 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:56,690 Okay. Sam gives Carly a haircut? 61 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:58,170 What, are you serious? 62 00:02:58,170 --> 00:02:59,400 I think our viewers would get a kick 63 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:00,800 out of seeing me cut your hair. 64 00:03:00,860 --> 00:03:02,770 I'm not letting you near my neck with a pair of scissors. 65 00:03:04,190 --> 00:03:05,650 Fine. What else we got? 66 00:03:06,250 --> 00:03:08,240 Hey, what are you guys doin'? 67 00:03:08,350 --> 00:03:10,230 Looking through our show idea cards. 68 00:03:10,300 --> 00:03:12,450 We need one more fun thing to do on next week's "iCarly." 69 00:03:12,910 --> 00:03:16,100 Hey, did you ever get the software set up to do twister vision? 70 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:17,640 Yeah, I think so. Let me check. 71 00:03:21,050 --> 00:03:21,650 Yup, set to go. 72 00:03:21,780 --> 00:03:23,100 Good, we'll do twister vision. 73 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:29,030 Hey, listen to this comment one of our viewers wrote. 74 00:03:29,030 --> 00:03:30,400 If it's about that zit I had last week, 75 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:31,950 I don't wanna hear about it. 76 00:03:32,410 --> 00:03:33,630 It was barely noticeable. 77 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:35,230 It was a volcano. 78 00:03:36,410 --> 00:03:39,030 Listen, "My name is Mandy, and I think 'iCarly' 79 00:03:39,130 --> 00:03:42,170 is the awesomest web show on the whole Internet." 80 00:03:42,330 --> 00:03:43,740 "I live near Seattle and I was wondering 81 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,990 if you guys had ever thought about having a live audience 82 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:48,120 'cause I'd love to come see the show in person." 83 00:03:48,330 --> 00:03:50,090 Please write back. Love and hugs, Mandy." 84 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:53,380 And then she types this super smiley emoticon like this. 85 00:03:58,650 --> 00:04:00,290 Live audience? What'cha think? 86 00:04:00,370 --> 00:04:02,130 We don't have room in here for an audience. 87 00:04:02,300 --> 00:04:04,070 We got Spencer's cool car seat he gave us. 88 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,110 Yeah, I guess Mandy could sit there. 89 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:08,940 - An audience of one? - Why not? 90 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:10,650 - I don't care. - Let's do it. 91 00:04:15,290 --> 00:04:17,270 Carly and Sam roll Freddie in bread crumbs 92 00:04:17,270 --> 00:04:18,770 then bake him at 350? 93 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:22,290 Just till he's golden brown. 94 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:29,300 Okay. Now it's time for a new segment on "iCarly" 95 00:04:29,430 --> 00:04:32,010 which we call "Twister vision." 96 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:35,360 It's the twistiest. 97 00:04:36,550 --> 00:04:38,010 But how does it work? 98 00:04:38,150 --> 00:04:40,520 Well, with the help of our technical producer, Freddie-- 99 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:41,660 That silly dude right there. 100 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:44,150 --we can alter reality. 101 00:04:44,230 --> 00:04:48,830 Alter, alter, alter, alter, alter, alter, alter. 102 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:51,820 Okay, Freddie, start twisting this vision. 103 00:04:54,950 --> 00:04:56,360 Twisting the vision. 104 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:03,030 - I'm Carly. - I'm Sam. 105 00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:05,840 - It's Sam. - That was Carly. 106 00:05:06,050 --> 00:05:07,440 We have hair. 107 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:16,130 Okay, Freddie. Back to reality. 108 00:05:16,270 --> 00:05:18,680 Restoring reality. 109 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:21,550 OK. 110 00:05:22,210 --> 00:05:24,330 Now, we're gonna throw something else new at you. 111 00:05:24,460 --> 00:05:24,880 The other day, 112 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:27,490 we were checking out the comments here at iCarly.com. 113 00:05:27,750 --> 00:05:28,360 And we found a girl 114 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:31,250 who's gotta be the biggest fan of this web show ever. 115 00:05:31,250 --> 00:05:33,110 This chick's cuckoo for "iCarly." 116 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:34,950 So let's bring her out. 117 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:37,750 Mandy Valdez. 118 00:05:40,450 --> 00:05:42,530 Hi. Hi, everyone. 119 00:05:42,670 --> 00:05:46,160 I'm on "iCarly," Hey, hi. 120 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:48,230 - How ya doin', Mandy? - Welcome to the show. 121 00:05:48,270 --> 00:05:50,700 I made some cookies for you, guys. Look it. 122 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,100 - That is so nice. - Wow. 123 00:05:53,470 --> 00:05:55,500 She put our faces on the cookies. 124 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:57,060 Hey, Freddie, zoom in on these. 125 00:05:57,700 --> 00:05:59,670 - I'm Carly. - I'm Sam. 126 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:01,640 My face is delicious. 127 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:03,330 There's a chocolate chip on my brain. 128 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:06,980 You guys made my cookies talk. That's so funny. 129 00:06:10,150 --> 00:06:12,450 Ooh, I made a Freddie cookie too. 130 00:06:12,450 --> 00:06:14,540 Here's your cookie, Freddie. 131 00:06:14,660 --> 00:06:17,600 Thanks. You're a little close to the lens. 132 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:21,060 Mandy, since you're "iCarly's" 133 00:06:21,060 --> 00:06:22,660 First Live audience member ever-- 134 00:06:23,020 --> 00:06:24,790 Please step this way where you'll be able to watch the show 135 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:26,610 while sitting upon what we call the-- 136 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:29,150 "Seat of sitting." 137 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:32,110 Okay. 138 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:35,600 And I should point out that this amazing seat 139 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:36,950 was made by my brother-- 140 00:06:37,100 --> 00:06:38,810 Spencer. That's your brother's name. 141 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:42,890 Wow. This girl really knows her "iCarly." 142 00:06:43,020 --> 00:06:44,010 Yes, she does. 143 00:06:44,150 --> 00:06:46,790 It's true. I do. This seat is comfortable. 144 00:06:47,910 --> 00:06:49,900 Go on, do your thing. 145 00:06:57,910 --> 00:06:59,250 These stairs are awesome. 146 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:04,570 So this is the first floor of you guys' apartment? 147 00:07:04,710 --> 00:07:07,230 This is, like, where you eat meals and socialize? 148 00:07:08,180 --> 00:07:09,250 Uh-huh. 149 00:07:09,380 --> 00:07:12,840 Cool. Who plays the drums? 150 00:07:12,970 --> 00:07:15,730 I don't know. I'm not sure why those are here. 151 00:07:15,850 --> 00:07:17,370 Oh. Hey, a mystery. 152 00:07:19,020 --> 00:07:21,290 Yeah. Well, I guess it's time for you to go. 153 00:07:21,290 --> 00:07:23,800 Thanks so much for being our first live audience member. 154 00:07:23,940 --> 00:07:26,750 Thank me? You're kidding. Try thank you. 155 00:07:28,100 --> 00:07:30,380 Anybody seen my bottle of lotion? 156 00:07:30,490 --> 00:07:33,510 Spencer, how are you? 157 00:07:33,660 --> 00:07:40,990 Great. Awesome. I haven't seen you since the past. 158 00:07:42,550 --> 00:07:43,660 That's Mandy. 159 00:07:43,790 --> 00:07:44,810 She watches our show a lot, 160 00:07:44,810 --> 00:07:46,540 so we had her on as a guest tonight. 161 00:07:46,540 --> 00:07:47,440 You don't know her. 162 00:07:58,770 --> 00:07:59,960 Hey, what's up with the drums? 163 00:08:00,310 --> 00:08:01,210 Yeah, we were curious. 164 00:08:02,310 --> 00:08:02,890 Right. 165 00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:04,840 Well, there was a flyer in the lobby 166 00:08:04,980 --> 00:08:06,770 for a band that needs a drummer, 167 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:08,410 So I found these at the junkyard 168 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:10,270 and I'm gonna fix 'em up and try out. 169 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:11,350 Awesome. 170 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:15,770 Well, all right, Mandy, it was really nice meeting you. 171 00:08:15,780 --> 00:08:16,740 What are you guys gonna do now? 172 00:08:16,870 --> 00:08:18,680 Oh, we're just gonna go across the street. 173 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:19,790 Get some smoothies. 174 00:08:19,910 --> 00:08:22,090 Awesome. Let's do it. I have money. 175 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:24,690 You wanna come with us? 176 00:08:26,270 --> 00:08:28,080 Freddie, talk to Mandy. 177 00:08:29,700 --> 00:08:30,590 Hello. 178 00:08:30,590 --> 00:08:33,930 I like your camera work, sweet zooms. 179 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:39,300 Thank you. I do try my best to zoom sweetly. 180 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,710 Look, it already bums me out that Freddie 181 00:08:41,710 --> 00:08:42,550 gets to come with us. 182 00:08:42,550 --> 00:08:44,240 Now we gotta take her too? 183 00:08:44,350 --> 00:08:45,710 You know how much I hate people? 184 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,640 Come on. She's our biggest fan 185 00:08:48,750 --> 00:08:49,940 and she wants to buy us smoothies. 186 00:08:51,420 --> 00:08:53,700 Come on, Mandy. Let's go to Groovy Smoothies. 187 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:54,730 Awesome. 188 00:08:55,990 --> 00:08:57,960 We'll be like the three musketeers. 189 00:08:58,070 --> 00:08:59,400 But there's four of us. 190 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:00,720 Touche. 191 00:09:02,820 --> 00:09:04,140 What are your guys' favorite berries? 192 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:05,820 I like cranberries, boysenberries, 193 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:08,890 Blueberries, black berries, I don't like Halle Berry. 194 00:09:12,100 --> 00:09:13,960 There we go. 195 00:09:14,090 --> 00:09:15,760 Let's see now. 196 00:09:21,740 --> 00:09:23,380 I rock too hard. 197 00:09:24,140 --> 00:09:25,270 I just think that for five bucks 198 00:09:25,270 --> 00:09:26,590 they could blend it a little bit better 199 00:09:26,730 --> 00:09:28,580 So I don't get strawberry lumps stuck in my straw. 200 00:09:29,230 --> 00:09:30,640 Hey, that'd be a cool name for a band. 201 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:32,400 - Stuck in my straw? - Strawberry lumps. 202 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:32,830 Better. 203 00:09:34,810 --> 00:09:35,960 Hey, you got your drums all set up. 204 00:09:36,110 --> 00:09:39,000 Sorta. Hey, where's Freddie and that girl-- 205 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:40,510 - Mandy. - Freddie went home. 206 00:09:40,660 --> 00:09:41,920 And we finally got rid of Mandy. 207 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:43,930 Someone needs to take that chick to the Wacky Shack. 208 00:09:44,860 --> 00:09:45,990 She lives here in Seattle? 209 00:09:46,090 --> 00:09:47,170 Nah. But way too close. 210 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:48,570 She's from Tacoma. 211 00:09:48,710 --> 00:09:49,840 She made her aunt drive her all the way here, 212 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,250 so she could be on the show. 213 00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:52,960 Hey, can I spend the night here? 214 00:09:53,090 --> 00:09:54,050 You don't wanna go home? 215 00:09:54,140 --> 00:09:55,400 Nah. When my mom buys a new bikini, 216 00:09:55,510 --> 00:09:56,650 She usually wears it around for a couple of days 217 00:09:56,650 --> 00:09:57,870 to break it in. 218 00:09:58,910 --> 00:10:00,840 If you're my friend, you won't make me look at that. 219 00:10:02,230 --> 00:10:03,170 Can she spend the night? 220 00:10:03,310 --> 00:10:03,610 Sure. 221 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:08,500 Okay. All fixed, which means I'm now officially a drummer. 222 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:17,730 How could that even happen? 223 00:10:24,590 --> 00:10:25,170 Nice. 224 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:31,030 This monkey. 225 00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:31,810 Mommy said-- 226 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:34,390 Moron said that you already know about your surprise party 227 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:35,360 and I say you don't. 228 00:10:36,060 --> 00:10:37,340 Surprise party? 229 00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:38,970 Surprise. 230 00:10:42,290 --> 00:10:44,680 Sam, Sam, we fell asleep. 231 00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:47,580 "Girly Cow" is on. 232 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:48,860 Oh, I love "Girly cow." 233 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,900 - Is this the new one? - I think. 234 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:53,110 Oh, good. 235 00:10:53,610 --> 00:10:56,370 I can't believe two bulls asked me to the prom 236 00:10:56,450 --> 00:10:58,060 and I said moo to both. 237 00:10:58,110 --> 00:10:59,600 Moo-hoo. 238 00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:06,350 Oh, I'm sorry. Did I scare you, guys? 239 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:07,730 Yeah. Kinda. 240 00:11:07,910 --> 00:11:09,040 How'd you get in here? 241 00:11:09,090 --> 00:11:10,640 I thought you and your aunt left for Tacoma, 242 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:11,690 like, four hours ago. 243 00:11:11,850 --> 00:11:13,730 We did. But you guys are so cool. 244 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:15,540 I made my aunt get a motel room, 245 00:11:15,540 --> 00:11:16,900 so I could spend the night here. 246 00:11:18,630 --> 00:11:20,920 Hey, remember on "iCarly" where you guys dressed up 247 00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:22,200 wiener dog up like a pig? 248 00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:23,900 That rocked. 249 00:11:26,010 --> 00:11:27,290 How'd you get in here? 250 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:28,290 The door was locked. 251 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:29,800 Yeah. But not all your windows were. 252 00:11:31,890 --> 00:11:34,130 Hey, remember on "iCarly" when you guys put spaghetti 253 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:37,000 in a blender? That was genius. 254 00:11:38,450 --> 00:11:39,470 - Thanks. - Okay. 255 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:02,010 Look, I got another thank you card from our biggest fan. 256 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:04,880 You guys too? 257 00:12:05,370 --> 00:12:06,990 Oh, no, not just another card. 258 00:12:07,750 --> 00:12:09,290 Mandy also sent me seasons one 259 00:12:09,290 --> 00:12:11,330 through four of "Girly Cow" on DVD. 260 00:12:12,490 --> 00:12:15,900 She sent me a $40 gift card to Bandana Republic. 261 00:12:16,590 --> 00:12:19,580 Well, I got a new scarf and a box of frozen steaks. 262 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,110 When is she gonna stop? 263 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:23,790 I don't know. It's been over a week. 264 00:12:23,870 --> 00:12:25,740 Do you know how many times she's text messaged me? 265 00:12:25,790 --> 00:12:27,600 - Can I have the steaks? - What? 266 00:12:29,060 --> 00:12:30,730 - Hey, gang. - No. 267 00:12:31,540 --> 00:12:34,080 Can you believe I'm here at Ridgeway? 268 00:12:34,140 --> 00:12:35,710 - No. - No, we can't. 269 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:38,420 It's true. I'm officially a bulldog. Woof. 270 00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:42,150 - But why are you-- - I transferred schools. 271 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,200 You transferred schools, she transferred schools. 272 00:12:44,260 --> 00:12:45,680 I heard her say she transferred schools. 273 00:12:47,190 --> 00:12:48,790 Now we could be together every day. 274 00:12:49,010 --> 00:12:50,740 We'll be like the "iCarly" quartet, 275 00:12:50,820 --> 00:12:52,420 The two stars, the tech producer, 276 00:12:52,490 --> 00:12:54,280 and the show's biggest fan, me. 277 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:02,380 Seriously, can I have the steaks? 278 00:13:08,340 --> 00:13:09,540 Here I come. 279 00:13:13,010 --> 00:13:15,640 Hey, so you must be Blake from the band. 280 00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:17,190 Yup, and I guess you're Pouncy. 281 00:13:17,260 --> 00:13:17,870 Spencer. 282 00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:21,650 This is my girlfriend and our keyboard player, Suzay. 283 00:13:21,710 --> 00:13:23,130 - Hi, Susie. - Suzay. 284 00:13:23,730 --> 00:13:25,210 - That's not Susie. - Suzay. 285 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:26,530 Right. 286 00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:28,890 Well, then, come on in. 287 00:13:28,980 --> 00:13:30,200 - Sure, man. - Thanks. 288 00:13:30,470 --> 00:13:33,640 So there's my drum set right there. 289 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,100 Hey, these look just like the drums Kato 290 00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:38,440 threw out at the junkyard. 291 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,800 Weird. Weird coincidence. 292 00:13:42,350 --> 00:13:44,260 Anyway, thanks for comin' by. 293 00:13:44,310 --> 00:13:45,850 I guess you wanna hear me play a little. 294 00:13:46,140 --> 00:13:48,110 Yeah. We can't actually put you in the band 295 00:13:48,110 --> 00:13:49,470 yet until we hear you pound a little bit. 296 00:13:49,660 --> 00:13:51,030 Oh, I'm ready to pound a little bit. 297 00:13:51,980 --> 00:13:53,510 Or a lot of bit. 298 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,770 I'll play the drums now. 299 00:14:15,330 --> 00:14:16,700 Wait, I was just getting started. 300 00:14:16,780 --> 00:14:17,580 You're great. 301 00:14:17,650 --> 00:14:18,160 Really? 302 00:14:18,270 --> 00:14:19,610 Yeah. You're super drummy. 303 00:14:20,650 --> 00:14:23,220 Thanks. So, can I be in the band or what? 304 00:14:23,450 --> 00:14:25,990 Will you answer one very important question? 305 00:14:26,060 --> 00:14:28,260 - Does it involve Canadian trivia? - No. 306 00:14:28,340 --> 00:14:29,510 Then I will answer this question. 307 00:14:31,190 --> 00:14:33,730 Can we use this apartment to rehearse whenever we want? 308 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:34,610 Well, sure. 309 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,640 - Then congratulations, Alfonzo. - Spencer. 310 00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:37,540 You're in the band. 311 00:14:37,580 --> 00:14:40,750 Yes. Thank you so much. Yay. 312 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:52,630 There, we're safe. 313 00:14:52,690 --> 00:14:53,370 What happened? 314 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:54,610 Mandy happened. 315 00:14:54,690 --> 00:14:56,210 I thought she went back to Tacoma. 316 00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:58,250 Yeah, and then she transferred to our school. 317 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:01,060 Mandy's nuts, dude, the girl is nuts. 318 00:15:01,110 --> 00:15:03,020 She asked if she could do her impression of a duck, 319 00:15:03,350 --> 00:15:05,700 then quacked right in my face. Quacked right in it. 320 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:08,730 Can't you just tell her to leave you alone? 321 00:15:08,830 --> 00:15:10,580 - We tried. - She won't listen. 322 00:15:10,630 --> 00:15:11,660 She tried to follow us home. 323 00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:13,590 I had to get rid of her by telling her we need 324 00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:15,050 some fladoodles for the show. 325 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,370 What are fladoodles? 326 00:15:16,410 --> 00:15:17,460 I don't know, I made 'em up. 327 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,590 Are those new drums? 328 00:15:19,730 --> 00:15:21,240 Oh yeah, I didn't tell you guys. 329 00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:23,500 I auditioned and I got in the band. 330 00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:24,800 - That's cool. - Nice going. 331 00:15:24,850 --> 00:15:25,480 Thanks. 332 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,290 Wanna hear how they sound? 333 00:15:29,030 --> 00:15:30,770 It's me. 334 00:15:30,980 --> 00:15:31,860 Oh, man. 335 00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:34,140 How can Mandy be back here already? 336 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:39,750 I found fladoodles. 337 00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:41,830 I thought they didn't exist. 338 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:46,290 She means we thought they'd be really hard to find. 339 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:47,630 Oh, they were. 340 00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:50,090 I had to try seven different places 341 00:15:50,170 --> 00:15:51,560 until I finally found them in this 342 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:53,610 weird Scandinavian market in nordic town. 343 00:15:55,190 --> 00:15:56,120 Here you go. 344 00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:57,990 - Thanks. - Great. 345 00:15:59,590 --> 00:16:01,480 But we needed fat free fladoodles. 346 00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:04,010 Oh, fat free. 347 00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:08,970 I also have barbecue, cool ranch, and zesty jalapeno. 348 00:16:13,990 --> 00:16:15,740 Well, baby 349 00:16:15,810 --> 00:16:18,930 Will you take me back 350 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:33,910 How was that? 351 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,080 Great. 352 00:16:35,770 --> 00:16:37,870 Cool. Anybody hungry? 353 00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:42,560 'cause I made you guys some special snacks. BRB. 354 00:16:44,860 --> 00:16:47,510 Look man, that dude drums like puke. 355 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:51,330 How long are we gonna pretend he's in the band? 356 00:16:51,390 --> 00:16:53,090 Come on, he's making us snacks. 357 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,000 It ain't worth it. 358 00:16:55,050 --> 00:16:57,580 Seriously. He can't play. 359 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,700 All right, we'll just kick him out then. 360 00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:01,310 - Good. - It's about time. 361 00:17:05,410 --> 00:17:09,400 I hope you guys like deviled eggs and good news. 362 00:17:09,450 --> 00:17:10,100 Good news? 363 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:11,390 You ready? Okay. 364 00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:13,400 What would you say if I told you 365 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,530 I booked our band on "Seattle Beat?" 366 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,580 - What? "Seattle Beat?" - No way. 367 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:18,310 Uh-huh. 368 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,430 My buddy Sock-o knows their talent booker, 369 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,010 So I e-mailed him a couple of your songs 370 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:24,510 and we are booked on the show for next friday. 371 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:25,350 Oh my god. 372 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:26,330 That's awesome. 373 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,600 We've been trying to get booked on 374 00:17:29,610 --> 00:17:31,260 "Seattle Beat" for three years. 375 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:34,870 So, you guys wanted to tell him something? 376 00:17:37,260 --> 00:17:41,210 We're just psyched to have you as our drummer. 377 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:42,400 Glad you're in the band, dude. 378 00:17:42,470 --> 00:17:45,730 Yeah. Let's play it up. 379 00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:53,690 One, two, three, four. 380 00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:03,380 All right, in five, four, three, two-- 381 00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:04,430 And now. 382 00:18:04,510 --> 00:18:06,550 Web casting to you live from Seattle. 383 00:18:06,630 --> 00:18:07,440 My name is Carly. 384 00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:08,410 And my name is Sam-- 385 00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:10,740 And my name's mandy. 386 00:18:11,810 --> 00:18:13,630 Yes, you remember Mandy. 387 00:18:13,670 --> 00:18:16,670 Our audience member from last week-- who's still here 388 00:18:17,810 --> 00:18:20,910 and is supposed to be sitting quietly in her seat over there. 389 00:18:20,990 --> 00:18:23,700 Oh right, sorry. Go "iCarly." 390 00:18:25,420 --> 00:18:26,820 Okay, tonight we're gonna kick off 391 00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:28,080 the show with one of your favorites. 392 00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:31,370 Messin' with Lewbert. 393 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:35,710 We're about to play the best trick ever on my horrible doorman. 394 00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:38,400 Who may be the most disgusting dude in all of doormanity? 395 00:18:39,110 --> 00:18:41,140 Quack, quack. Quack, quack. 396 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:42,410 Quack, quack. Quack, quack. 397 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,570 Quack, quack. Quack, quack. 398 00:18:46,430 --> 00:18:47,880 That was my impression of a duck. 399 00:18:47,910 --> 00:18:49,810 Ooh, here it comes again. 400 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,560 Quack, quack. 401 00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:55,700 Yes. 402 00:18:56,170 --> 00:18:57,060 Quack, quack. 403 00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:07,970 - Hey. - Hey. 404 00:19:08,660 --> 00:19:09,240 What's wrong? 405 00:19:11,990 --> 00:19:12,770 Who's this from? 406 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,470 My band. Read it out loud. 407 00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:18,510 Dear Splinter. 408 00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:20,140 He never did learn my name. 409 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,600 Thanks for getting us booked on "Seattle Beat." 410 00:19:23,650 --> 00:19:24,750 You rock for that. 411 00:19:25,390 --> 00:19:27,150 Unfortunately, your drumming is suckish. 412 00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:29,040 Aw. 413 00:19:29,070 --> 00:19:30,630 That's where I said "Aw" too. 414 00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:32,980 So we've decided to go ahead with 415 00:19:32,980 --> 00:19:34,650 our appearance on "Seattle Beat," 416 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,010 But we're kicking you out of the band. 417 00:19:36,090 --> 00:19:38,920 Also, we took the rest of the deviled eggs and stole your drums. 418 00:19:40,650 --> 00:19:42,000 Take care, Blake. 419 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:43,930 Well, that wasn't nice at all. 420 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:45,810 Nope. 421 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:48,450 I'm sorry. 422 00:19:49,270 --> 00:19:50,130 Thanks. 423 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,060 I'm just sitting here listening to their music. 424 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:54,920 Well, don't do that, they're mean people. 425 00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:58,830 I know. But their music is so good. 426 00:20:00,130 --> 00:20:01,840 They took my drums. 427 00:20:06,990 --> 00:20:07,980 - Hey. - You ready? 428 00:20:08,050 --> 00:20:08,600 Yeah. 429 00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:09,860 We're gonna go upstairs and 430 00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:12,590 jam on some more ideas for "iCarly" before mandy shows up. 431 00:20:13,140 --> 00:20:15,620 Okay. I'm gonna go for a walk. 432 00:20:15,990 --> 00:20:16,900 Take an umbrella. 433 00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:18,280 I don't want to. 434 00:20:21,050 --> 00:20:22,040 Why is he all sad? 435 00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:22,990 Tell you later. 436 00:20:22,990 --> 00:20:25,010 Let's just get upstairs before you know who shows up. 437 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,000 Yeah. 438 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,870 Carly? You home from school yet? 439 00:20:36,270 --> 00:20:37,250 Freddie? 440 00:20:48,450 --> 00:20:52,840 This music is fantastic. Yeah, rock it baby. 441 00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:04,820 - And that was this week's-- - "Celebrity Armpit." 442 00:21:06,910 --> 00:21:09,550 - Okay now. - To conclude this fine web cast 443 00:21:09,590 --> 00:21:11,560 Sam and I will demonstrate the classic comedy 444 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,160 bitnstrate called "the spit take." 445 00:21:14,170 --> 00:21:16,210 Hey Carly, remember at lunch when 446 00:21:16,210 --> 00:21:17,770 you asked me to put ketchup on your fries? 447 00:21:17,830 --> 00:21:18,340 Mm-hmm. 448 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:19,580 It was really chicken blood. 449 00:21:22,260 --> 00:21:23,540 And that's what's known as-- 450 00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:25,280 "The spit take." 451 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,410 Okay, check us out next week-- 452 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,240 Here at iCarly.com. 453 00:21:29,430 --> 00:21:30,790 - Ciao. - Bye-bye. 454 00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:34,350 Keep clicking away, iCarly.Com-- yeah, keep watchin'. 455 00:21:34,430 --> 00:21:35,120 And we're clear. 456 00:21:36,650 --> 00:21:38,080 Awesome show, you guys. 457 00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:38,760 - You too. - Agreed. 458 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:44,880 And now some punch for you, for you, and for me. 459 00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:47,520 To Mandy, who knows what happened to her. 460 00:21:48,260 --> 00:21:50,530 Let's just be psyched that she's out of our lives. 461 00:21:53,510 --> 00:21:56,010 Mm, awesome spit take, by the way. 462 00:21:56,060 --> 00:21:57,060 Yeah, it felt good. 463 00:21:58,130 --> 00:22:01,370 Carly. Guys. You guys. 464 00:22:01,610 --> 00:22:02,070 What's up? 465 00:22:03,180 --> 00:22:05,420 Turn on the TV, Channel Seven. 466 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:07,180 - What's on? - "Seattle Beat." 467 00:22:07,210 --> 00:22:09,730 I turned it on to see if the band was using my stolen drums-- 468 00:22:09,790 --> 00:22:13,070 they were, and right in the middle of their song-- 469 00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:13,840 Here, I got it. 470 00:22:14,860 --> 00:22:16,170 Get off the stage. 471 00:22:16,220 --> 00:22:17,400 That's Mandy. 472 00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:19,900 - Omg. - This is too great. 473 00:22:20,820 --> 00:22:24,440 People of Seattle, this is the best band ever, 474 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:27,010 And I'm your guys' biggest fan in the whole wide world. 475 00:22:27,050 --> 00:22:30,220 Look, I made you guys cookies with your faces on them, see? 476 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:33,360 Here's Blake, Derek, and Susie. 477 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:34,900 Suzay. 478 00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:37,280 I can hang out with you guys all the time. 479 00:22:38,220 --> 00:22:39,770 Hey, somebody call the cops. 480 00:22:42,300 --> 00:22:43,840 Quack. Quack, quack. 481 00:22:45,010 --> 00:22:47,720 Quack, quack. Quack, quack.... 482 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:49,860 Here it goes again. 483 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,830 Whoa. Go Mandy. 484 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,380 Go mandy. Yeah. 485 00:23:04,810 --> 00:23:06,140 Hi, Carly, Sam and Freddie, 486 00:23:06,140 --> 00:23:08,070 My name is Ashton and I live in South California. 487 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,700 And this is my special talent. 488 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,430 This is an apron and it's gonna throw me 489 00:23:11,430 --> 00:23:13,130 about 30 feet over the pad. 490 00:23:14,670 --> 00:23:16,780 I'm a trained professional, so don't try this at home. 491 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,770 Love your show. Bye. 492 00:23:26,820 --> 00:23:31,370 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0